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Zimbamwe Police gear possessed [Satire]
HARARE, Zimbabwe (Anonymous) - Zimbabwe's Police truncheons and Police boots are possessed by cunning, yet invisible colonial evil spirits claimed octogenarian President Robert Mugabe yesterday on Zimbabwe's national television - as he tried to explain the incident last week when main opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai was hospitalized after Police boots and truncheons found their way all over his body up to his head, almost splitting it open - as they uncontrollably pounded him into a pulp.
President Robert Mugabe has immediately sent an envoy to the
In the meantime President Mugabe is praying for the speedy recovery of Mr Tsvangirai.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Neurosurgeon conversation [Joke]
A German doctor says: "That's nothing. We can remove the brain of a person, put it in another one and prepare him for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be surpassed, says: "Friends, both of you are outdated. Recently we identified a man without a brain from Texas and placed him in the White House. Now we have half the country looking for a job and the other half preparing for war!"
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Man stuck [Fact]
Firefighters and emergency medical personnel discuss how to extricate a man from a donation box at the Salvation Army offices in
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Boy's voice 'kills 400 chickens' [Fact]
BEIJING, China (Reuters) - Hundreds of chickens have been found dead in east China, and a court has ruled that the cause of death was the screaming of a four year old boy who in turn had been scared by a barking dog, state media reported on Wednesday.
The bizarre sequence events began when the boy arrived at a village home in the eastern province of Jiangsu in the summer with his father who was delivering bottles of gas, the Nanjing Morning Post reported.
A villager was quoted as saying the little boy bent over the henhouse window, screaming for a long time, after being scared by the dog.
"One neighbor told police that he had heard the boy's crying that afternoon and another villager confirmed the boy screaming by the henhouse window," the newspaper said.
A court ruled the boy's screaming was "the only unexpected abnormal sound" and that 443 chickens trampled each other to death in fear.
The boy's father was ordered to pay 1,800 yuan ($230) in compensation to the owner of the chickens.
Story appeared on: http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/01/24/boy.chickens.reut/index.html