A British doctor says: "The medicine in my country is so advanced that we can remove the brain of a man, put it in another man and make him get a job in six weeks."
A German doctor says: "That's nothing. We can remove the brain of a person, put it in another one and prepare him for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be surpassed, says: "Friends, both of you are outdated. Recently we identified a man without a brain from Texas and placed him in the White House. Now we have half the country looking for a job and the other half preparing for war!"
